COMIC BOOK JONES!

SOCKO

On a cool clear evening some time ago a young lad about town named Socko Jones was asked to take up a gig filling in for an injured fiddler with the famous pop music combo, "Lazy Slick & His Ralston Playboys". This "gig" took place upon the yacht of an aging Marlon Brando…The name of that yacht was "The Cracker Jack". Aboard were all manner of people and fauna celebrating a Holiday of Mr. Brando's creation, the name of the holiday itself escapes Mr. Jones at the time of this article but he does recall that it had to do with cheese.

Not ever having been on a boat before, Jones found himself feeling a little blue about the gills and had to sit out the first set of the evening.

To be continued……

TIGER

With the Tiger by your side dreams become reality. His mystique and profound ability to manipulate the very fabrics of time and space give those who are around him a sense of security and wonderment unlike anything witnessed in the known universe. According to the powers that be, the Tiger can propel small objects into the air at a speed of 14 kilometers per hour and efficiently operate a rotary phone.

WAFFLE	Bitten by radioactive beetles in a freak algebra accident, young Waffle Jones discovered he'd gained the ability to harness the awesome power of fractions!

MAMA	The figurehead of the Jones Family, Mama is considered by many the true brains behind the outfit. Her specialty is knives, mostly using Katanas, but she's known to carry around biochemical compounds that turn folks into kittens. Fear her..

MAX ORGANIZED FLAMINGO	Enigma to all patrons of Comic Book Jones, Max Organized Flamingo Jones is perhaps the world's leading authority on order and placement. Her ability to place objects in perfect synchronicity with each other rivals the perfection of the Great Pyramids. To top it all off, her wit and dry humor will inevitably crush your soul. Oh yeah, she's also a licensed pilot.

COMMISSIONER JONES

I’m Batman aka Christian M. Gordon. My parents died in a random street mugging. The bat in the blackness was coming towards me. I used it’s image to strike terror into the hearts of those who did evil. I have to stop the Joker, The Penguin, Catwoman, Two Face, The Riddler, Mr. Freeze, and Poison Ivy in order to restore peace and safety to Comic Book Jones. I am the bringer of light, peace, safety and security to my beloved city. I try to avoid all of this but I can’t. It is something I’m forced to do. I’m a bachelor who wants to make Gotham safe for decent people. I see Comic Book Jones a bit like the inside of my car. I also see CSI and building 2A as Wayne Manor my home.

*Christian does volunteer work for us every week!*