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SOCKO
On a cool clear evening some time ago a young lad about town named Socko Jones was asked to take up a gig filling in for an injured fiddler with the famous pop music combo, "Lazy Slick & His Ralston Playboys". This "gig" took place upon the yacht of an aging Marlon Brando…The name of that yacht was "The Cracker Jack". Aboard were all manner of people and fauna celebrating a Holiday of Mr. Brando's creation, the name of the holiday itself escapes Mr. Jones at the time of this article but he does recall that it had to do with cheese.

Not ever having been on a boat before, Jones found himself feeling a little blue about the gills and had to sit out the first set of the evening.

To be continued……

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TIGER
With the Tiger by your side dreams become reality. His mystique and profound ability to manipulate the very fabrics of time and space give those who are around him a sense of security and wonderment unlike anything witnessed in the known universe. According to the powers that be, the Tiger can propel small objects into the air at a speed of 14 kilometers per hour and efficiently operate a rotary phone.
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WAFFLE
Bitten by radioactive beetles in a freak algebra accident, young Waffle Jones discovered he'd gained the ability to harness the awesome power of fractions!
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The figurehead of the Jones Family, Mama is considered by many the true brains behind the outfit. Her specialty is knives, mostly using Katanas, but she's known to carry around biochemical compounds that turn folks into kittens.
Fear her..
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MAMA